My partner and I are struggling to make it though one of the hardest months of the year for us and its both of our birthdays, mine today and his a few days ago.
If anyone could help us out it would mean so much to us.
Please don't tag with donations or any of those tags.
My p@ypal and Venm0 are both @blakemm98.
I got a fucking shredded tire on my birthday, any help would be amazing
In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
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Because Elon Musk has decided that "cisgender" is slur, and that comedy is legal on Twitter, I started posting cis jokes. Here they are in case it gets me banned.
Why did the cisgender cross the road?
A cis actually wouldn't make that big of a change at all.
A cisgender rubs the magic lamp and a genie appears.
Genie: "Thank you for freeing me, I will grant you three wishes!"
Cis: "I'm sorry, HOW MANY?! That's too confusing and upsetting"
A font walks into a bar. The cis bartender serves the font without question because despite his hatred and obsession over typeface ideology, he is not as good at telling when he's met one as he thinks.
A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the cis surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, it would be permanently altering him" How can this be?
How many cisgender people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. Only two. Absolutely no more than two.
A cisgender walks into a bar and isn't given any trouble about using the restroom.
A limbo champ walks into a bar. He loses.
A cisgender observer then campaigns tirelessly to make sure that limboist won't change genders to compete in the women's limbo league.
[Image ID: a screenshot of tumblr tags that read ‘#As a cis person I am giving everyone everywhere an infinite pass to say cisgender’. End ID]
Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, "not profitable." Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!
I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao
edit: nvm it's marked pending but still
wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot
are you serious? Reddit's unprofitable, and you want haikus?
There's no need to fight. It's just a way to spread word, using robot bait.
There’s no need to fight.
It’s just a way to spread word,
using robot bait.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
idk if anyone else has talked about this but a trans man wheelchair user, andrew blake-newton was shot with a pellet gun in a drive-by hate crime & called a "tranny faggot." the injuries worsened his disability. i don't know if there's any ways to donate to him to help but i wanna make sure people hear about this. the link has a video of him & his husband talking about the hate crime.
He and his husband have a small business, he runs a Patreon, here's his LinkTree, the only article he says fully represents his story, his wishlist for wound care, his general wishlist, his pet wishlist, his Paypal (catandcatsnakes), and his Cashapp ($TheTransgenderTRex).
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this
imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school
if youre a sophomore in high school just know that youre literally at rock bottom right now i promise it gets better from there
It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.
Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...
But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".
Because they love you and want you to be happy.
Happiness is stored in the 3am discord DM of a link to a Tumblr post of a cute raccoon
10h
"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
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